The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Mark Twain
The Commonplace